The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to have a power.

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to start time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!