The power to pee poop

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to die early.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!