- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

The power to know who farted at any time.

the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

The ability to be Edward Cullen

The Power to forget you ever had a power.

The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

The power to skip the Kripp.

The power to not move but your always happy.

The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

The power to turn anything you touch into old.

The power to exhale clouds.

you do not need to eat but you have to sit

The power to get hard at will.

The power to vomit through your anus.

The power to be superman with no power's

The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

Pointless Super Powers