The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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hello

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The power of making your tits smaller

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Dejavu

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The power to punch that like button

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!