The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to be half invisible

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!