The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!