The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The power to make cats burp.

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to control your own limb movement

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Dejavu

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to troll.

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The power to science.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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Power to not have any power.

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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the power to beathe

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!