- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

The power to not be Chuck Norris.

The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

ability to swim like a frog with no legs

The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

The power to be a gamer

The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

The power to stick your head up your ass

the power to be powerless

The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

to power to do the bird is the word

The power to control any type of urine or feces

The power to divide by zero

The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

The power to know who farted at any time.

the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

Pointless Super Powers