- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

the power to count from A to purple

The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

The power to uncontrally boop

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

Pointless Super Powers