The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to die at will.

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to die early.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to be dead

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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The power to start time.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!