The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to die

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to eat your own face.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!