- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to invent things that have already been invented.

Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

The power to fart in public AT WILL..

thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

the power to be powerless

The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

The power to fly but only when your in space.

the power to relive the least important moments in history

The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

The power to turn water into wine.

The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

Pointless Super Powers