The power of immortality while suicidal.

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Super-slowness

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to pee poop

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to create powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!