The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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Acid pee

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to make my own sandwich

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!