The power to dance really well

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to be a walrus

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!