The power to blink a nano second slower

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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the power to complete math exercises

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to turn into an escalator

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!