Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to lose this power.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to see air

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The power to die when you die

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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God tier Waste of Space

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!