The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to predict the present

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to die early.

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!