The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to die

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!