The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to become a llama.

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to have a power

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!