The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power of Grayskull.

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to kill yourself

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!