The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to eat nandos

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power of gentle breeze

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power to watch tv

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!