The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!