The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The ability to part...hair.

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to to think less

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!