- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to post here

The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

The power to eat nandos

The power to lick your elbow.

The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

The power drown in water

The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

The ability to make dogs sneeze

The power of Bulletproof fingernails

the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

Pointless Super Powers