The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to predict the present

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The superpower to poo at will.

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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the power to control urine

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!