the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to be superman with no power's

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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the power to jerk off

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The power to have a power.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The ability to change races.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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the power to die at will

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The power to set money on fire

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!