The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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the power to be powerless

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to divide by zero

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!