the power to make pointless superpowers

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the power to jerk off

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to wear crocs.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The ability to change races.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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the power to die at will

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to start time.

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The power to not have any powers

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power to let someone control your dick

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!