The power to make yourself not have a super power

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power to have a super power,

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The power to let someone control your dick

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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Being able to fly in place.

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!