- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

The power to know who farted at any time.

Acid pee

The ability to be Edward Cullen

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The power to shit 1 penny per every year

the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

The power to turn anything you touch into old.

the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

They power to be able to make meth.

The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

you do not need to eat but you have to sit

Pointless Super Powers