The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to be dead

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!