The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The power to uncontrally boop

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!