The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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the power to instantly die

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power to have a super power,

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The power to see what's behind you.

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to be a woman

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to die at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!