The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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the power to die at will

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to be a walrus

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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Super-slowness

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The power to turn into birdseed

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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the power to complete math exercises

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!