The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to have a power

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The power to not have any powers

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!