The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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the ability to smell sounds

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!