The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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32% Levitation.

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to dance really well

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!