Liam Brudenell

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The power to lose this power.

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to die at will.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The power to explode on demand.

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the power to fly while under water

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!