- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

The power to pee poop

The power to be allergic to cat hair.

the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

The power to uncontrally boop

The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

the power of being yourself

The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

The power to walk on frozen water.

The power to read all these post's in less then a day

The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

the power to inhale and exhale air

The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

The ability to not be Batman

The power to sexually attract whales

Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

The power to lick your elbow.

Pointless Super Powers