the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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hello

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!