- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

Doing a handstand with your feet

The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

The power to turn water into wine.

The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

The power to see what a person is wearing.

The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

The Power to forget you ever had a power.

The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

Being able to fly in place.

Pointless Super Powers