The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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They power to be able to make meth.

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!