The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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the power to die at will

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to start time.

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The power to divide by zero

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!