- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to pee poop

The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

The power to uncontrally boop

The power to drown on land.

Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

The ability to not be Batman

The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

The power to die at will.

The power to sexually attract whales

The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

Pointless Super Powers