The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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the power to instantly die

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Super-slowness

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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The power to have a super power,

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to drown on land.

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!