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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The power to create powers

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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the powre to spel

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to die

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to eat soap.

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!