- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

The power to not have any powers

The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

The ability to not have a super power.

The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

The power to see in black and white.

The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

the power to not have superpowers

Pointless Super Powers