The power to see air

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to predict the present

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to dance really well

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to see through windows

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to explode on demand.

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!