The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to stand still for five hours

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to die at will.

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The power to see air

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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the power to get in the van

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!